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Blog 4
zozo weer een dag werken er op zitten 
nu de avond nog door zien te komen
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What the F**k!/ * BLEEB*?!
Waarom?
Zijn het enkel (Vlaamse) jongelui (nee géén lui-aards), die zich hier ongewild/per ongeluk als vriend(in) van mij (aan)melden?
(jong = 13-25 
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Ik wil wel eens iets anders (lees 'meer' van mijn leeftijd/met een zekere diepgang (I just can't resist an(y) intelligent woman(/women): with a set of real BRAINS!!)
)
Why is it?
That 90% of the women (who talk to me) here on Netlog.. Are a complete bore to me?
Question: What is it about me, that interests you, and what is interesting about YOU?
(Women with) Brains: Can talk about every/anything, And know what they are talking about..
Are you one of these women, please let me know!
So we can get to know one another. -
Dr. Gerald Nolst Trenite - The Chaos
Dr. Gerald Nolst Trenite:
The Chaos (Anno Domini 1920)
Dearest creature in creation
Studying English pronunciation,
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress you'll tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.
Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation's OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.
Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.
Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Feoffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.
Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.
Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.
Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.
Pronunciation -- think of Psyche!
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won't it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It's a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.
Finally, which rhymes with enough --
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!! -
Het weer
De zomer valt weer eens in het water
daarvan krijg ik een enorme kater
ik denk met weemoed terug aan de tijd dat je nog gewoon in de zon kon lopen
op de weg en het pad die nu zijn verzopen
nu moet je varen met een boot
over de weg ipv het meer, de zee of sloot
nog even en de poolkappen smelten, dan stroomt het land hier helemaal onder
geef mij dus maar gauw een paar kiewen ipv longen, noem het een wonder
dan is het niet erg al dat water
maar dat komt dus zoals gezegt/voorspelt pas heel véél later
aan de andere kant van de wereld is het weer te heet, bossen branden
en die stoppen pas aan de kust want daar zijn (zand)stranden
Hittegolven, droogte, overstromingen en hevige regenval een beetje gematigd weer is dus zo gek nog niet
jammer is dat het millieu bij veel bedrijven nog weinig tot geen aandacht geniet
deze kater is doorweekt
en daarom is het dat ik om beter weer heb gesmeekt -
This is weird but interesting
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod
are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey
lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Fcuknig amzanig huh?
Bitte warten...
